I am sick and tire of hanging out with gentlemen. I have nothing against a proper lad, but too much gentleness, caring, and respect can be too dull for me. I am looking for a man who can rough me up and rock my world. Someone who can let me experienc...

Some people don't like me because I don't smile often. I've been told that I have a mysterious look. I look like I'm up to something even when I'm not. Why people these days so quick to judge?

I want a pervert bloke; someone who's not shy to confess his feelings. I'd be happy if he's not afraid to kiss me in public or when he's there to hold my hand and hug me from behind when I'm unsure of myself.

A sweet and charming lass who doesn't seem to be interested in anything wild and rough. That's how the majority of lads describe me. However, they are absolutely wrong. I am not sweet nor charming, and I am definitely interested in wild and rough stu...

One thing you need to know about me before sending me a message is I am a total snob. I don't reply much to guys I don't find appealing. You don't need to do anything grand just to get my attention. All I want from a man is complete honesty whether h...

Whenever a lad hits up on me and asks me where I came from, I always tell them I came from a floating island in Gulliver's Travels. They laugh. Those little bastards don't know it's Laputa. Guess I'll have to change my address, whaddya think?