They say I have a dirty mind and I beg to disagree. The truth is, I have a sexy imagination. I know it sounds like total rubbish, but I know a hundred and one way to make you scream my name. Do you want to try?

My husband is this bleedin' busy man. Who isn't gaffe much, and is gaffe for only a few days. He is knackered most of the time. Can ye help me out? All I'm looking 4 is a short time mafted -fun, aka leg over. I don't want him finding out, so let's be...

I am a little bit boyish that there are several instances when people who don’t personally know me take me as a lesbian. But don’t worry, I love boys and dicks. If you think I’m just the woman you’re looking for, don’t waste time contemplat...

I've been trying new dishes in different restaurants. They're all scrummy, but if there's food my tastebud wants to have it again and again, it would be bacon sarni. And oh the bangers as well. Everything about it - sausage, mashed potato, gravy - ta...

Compassionate. Always mindful of what they're doing and saying. Knows how to fully satiate the demands of my desire. And a sense of humor to wrap everything up. That's the type of bloke that I seek and want to spend the days talking to.

I'm a clean person. I have a lot of alcohol, wipes, and sanitizer that I use at home and when I go out. But I don't want to consider myself as person with OCD. Being clean and neat is natural I suppose, and there's nothing wrong with it.