What I like to do the most is spending some time in the watering hole together with my mates and making sure that I get all the hard drinks that I want until I get tipsy but not up to the point that I am as drunk as a lord.

It would be nice to have a lad who can take care of me now that I am too old to even look out for myself. I don't need much caring, so you don't need to worry. All I want is a nice bloke who can make me experience the pleasure and satisfaction I dese...

It seems like there is no end to the number of genre available in porn now! Back then it was limited to smutty books and magazines. I was quite atonished but also looking forward to exploring those tags. I might even bust out my wine and favourite di...

Use your fingers to tease me from my legs all the way up. When you find that dazzling lake in between my thighs, make sure to pay respect by stimulating it. You can either use your tongue or your fingers to stir its senses.

Whenever a lad hits up on me and asks me where I came from, I always tell them I came from a floating island in Gulliver's Travels. They laugh. Those little bastards don't know it's Laputa. Guess I'll have to change my address, whaddya think?

I fancy blokes who look like Benedict Cumberbatch. He's handsome with a touch of mystery. I'm not attracted to men who have a predictable character because that's where the game ends. Crazy as it may seem, but this pussy of mine only becomes sexually...