To the man who loves to waste his time reading different profiles, why not spend your time sending a message instead? I mean you have more chances of having the attention of at least one lass if you send your message too many. Try it now, and send me...

Whenever a lad hits up on me and asks me where I came from, I always tell them I came from a floating island in Gulliver's Travels. They laugh. Those little bastards don't know it's Laputa. Guess I'll have to change my address, whaddya think?

I'm a submissive lass. It's not that sex doesn't give me a sense of satisfaction. I have been the breadwinner since I was 18. It's my duty to look after my siblings which I love doing, but I also want to be taken care of.

A lonely lady who just came here to find someone who can mend her broken heart. My boyfriend just broke up with me and I am pissed about it. I want to forget him as soon as possible and I hope to find here a nice lad who can help me do so.

Growing up in a conservative family, I didn't have the chance to explore my naughty and dirty sides. Back when I was younger, I also didn't have the chance to flirt with a bunch of lads. But now that I am older, I am ready to try every naughty thing ...

It's a misconception that old people are bloody boring but that's far from the truth. I for one can still keep up with lads much younger and could even make them moan louder than any young lass there is.