It's about time that I put my flirting skills to use again. I've been lonely for so long and am quite tired of waiting around. I am anticipating the naughty conversations and getting my knickers ruined by randy lads.

For me, the best way to get the attention of a lady you like is by sending her something sweet and funny. There's no better lad than someone who can make a woman blush and laugh. I am looking for that kind of lad.

Recently gotten into writing smutty fanfiction. Not the best past time according to a few mates but it's bloody fun so I'll keep at it. So far the shagging is kept to the fictional realm but I hope someone plans to rectify that soon.

As they say, life is not all beer and skittles. I believe that there will be times when we are going to deal with some problems. And right now, the only problem that I have is that I am being deprived of some cock.

What I miss the most at this moment is a bloke's sensual touches to my body, particularly to my pussy. A long time has passed since someone touched me in a passionate and sensual way and I fucking miss it a lot.

I’m looking for a bloke who can slap me, spank me and choke me. Someone who is hot, sexy and amazing enough to make me feel things I’ve never felt for quite some time now. My body just misses being pleased and punished at the same time.