It's not nice to ask a woman about her age, nothing to be ashamed of but still rather rude. I tend to bat my eyes and tell them to just guess, they'd mostly be wrong but it really doesn't matter. We'd end up in bed with my thighs wrapped around his h...

Some ladies' ultimate goals are getting married and building a family. Well, I am not like those ladies. If possible, I don't want to get married. I would rather stay single for the rest of my life 'coz if that happens, I will be able to flirt and ge...

No matter how I old I get, I still feel extremely wet and horny sometimes. It seems my lust is the only thing that gets stronger as I age. Too bad I can't attract that many men with my appearance now. Well, if you want to know what it feels like to f...

Leave a message if you are a bloke who is looking for a mature woman with the sex drive of a randy teenager. I'm not here to entertain those who still fumble around when it comes to shagging, I would like to get to know gents who can make me cream ju...

Whenever a lad hits up on me and asks me where I came from, I always tell them I came from a floating island in Gulliver's Travels. They laugh. Those little bastards don't know it's Laputa. Guess I'll have to change my address, whaddya think?

I bake bread when I'm at home, but there's a twist. I only bake when I'm starkers and when the door is open. A fresh air helps me bake better. My bread is something never forget. Most always come back to have more.