I don't need a professional comedian in my life, but I'd appreciate if a good-looking bloke who'll brighten up my mornings with his jokes comes along. I'd love him more if he's genuinely interested in me.

This old hag is looking for a fine lad who can show her how the young ones these days have fun. I am not sure what the big boys are into these days, so it would be great if there is someone who can show me the ropes and teach me.

Most assumed that I'd grow out of my playfulness but on the contrary I get away with a lot of things now that I'm older. It gives me a thrill like no other when I get to do mischief with daring lads, groping each other's naughty bits or snogging in t...

If Internet Explorer is brave enough to ask you to set him as the default browser, then you don't have the right to be a pussy and not do the same thing with me. Don't hesitate to send me a message because it's the only way you will know if I like yo...

I'm mostly about having one-night stands or what others want to call us "no strings attached", for I'm allergic to long-term relationships. Thinking how my life would be once I'm tied with someone makes me have the feeling of being choked.

Don't wear bras when going out. It's true I don't wear anything aside from my shirt paired with my tight trousers. I felt like I couldn't breathe when I used to wear them, so I'm having a break. Besides, it's what you like, don't you?