Going for walks around the park to stretch my legs would often have me wondering what it would be like to get shagged on one of the benches. It's a fantasy that little old me would love to talk about with dishy lads.

It doesn't take a lot to excite an old lady like myself, just need flirty words and roaming hands. I'd be a right mess when I hear naughty promises, anticipating if they're going to push through with them or keep me waiting until I start begging.

I do cardio exercise, zumba, and yoga. I've met a lot of people who became my friends. It's unbelievable. 20 years from now, I might still see myself dancing with the rhythm at full throttle. Though it won't be just me.

Leave a message if you are a bloke who is looking for a mature woman with the sex drive of a randy teenager. I'm not here to entertain those who still fumble around when it comes to shagging, I would like to get to know gents who can make me cream ju...

I repay evil with kindness. If you spank me, you'd have the best handjob. If you choke me, I'd be delighted to take all of your hot string of pearls. If you slap my face, prepare for a glorious moment.

When I hear the words "please, Mistress", it's like a switch flips inside my brain and I turn into this powerful woman who knows how to take charge. I may look like any old middle aged lady walking down the streets, but in the bedroom I don't hold ba...