Recently gotten into writing smutty fanfiction. Not the best past time according to a few mates but it's bloody fun so I'll keep at it. So far the shagging is kept to the fictional realm but I hope someone plans to rectify that soon.

Mates say that I have a piss poor sense of humour for laughing at the most inappropriate times. But there are just some things in life that you need to inject some humour into in order to cope with the situation. Do you feel the same way?

Let me be the one to give you the most pleasurable experience of your life. All my holes are still as tight as ever. I am quite a freak in bed. I couldn't care less if you fuck me in the mouth, ass, or pussy. I am happy as long as I have your dick in...

My boredom led me here. My life has been awfully quiet these past years. I am looking for a lad who can brighten up my life and add some spice to my days. I am not looking for a handsome stud or anything. The only thing I want is to have a man in my ...

I enjoy having my baps fondled. Even when I'm on my own, I tend to play with them and pinch my peaks with my fingers. Not one of my neighbours is going to mind it when I moan too loudly, they wouldn't think that a sweet old lady would be up to no goo...

I love putting makeup on my face. I don't care if I pop into a shop or a grocery for 20 minutes. I have to have my makeup, simple yet classy, just like Catherine's, the duchess of Cambridge. I never want to look like a slapper.