I have no love for books nor movies. Is this adulting? No idea. That doesn't mean that I have no hobbies though. In my spare time, I play table tennis or badminton. I'm also in bliss playing volleyball with a good looking bloke.

Getting old has not left bitterness in my heart. I'm happy to say I have lived a life full of different patterns that have shaped me for who I am today. Had it not been for those patterns, I wouldn't be as good as I am in bed today.

I've been wondering if blokes like to use sex toys as much as women do. I have a chest full of delightful accessories that I want to try out on myself and on a partner. I'm seeking a willing volunteer who would love to venture with me.

Pros: - I give a good jobby. - I don't have a gag reflex. - My feet are soft. - I like snogging in cars. Cons: - I can't reach the top shelf without the help of a ladder. - Drinks excessively. - Will hog the sheets.

I'll let you drown in my wet pussy. Being with me will give you weeks of endless pleasure. We'll be riding the clouds 'till we reach the end of the rainbow where there's a pot of gold - a different gold we're about to discover.

I made a few sex tapes way back when I was stuck in a dead-end job and needed a way to release all the stress I felt. I know I still have it in my closet, in a box sealed with caution tape. Most of them were me wanking and squirting all over my sheet...