Things are going great in my life so far. The only thing missing is a bloke capable of giving me the pleasure I desire. Do you have the desire to test out your skills in pleasing a woman? Send me a message if you do. I am willing to become your guine...

People tend to refer to me as being the artsy type, which I am not opposed to. I like to express myself with abstract painting rather than with words. Want to know a secret? I paint while starkers, it keeps my clothes safe from splatters.

A bloke with a sense of humour to match his witty attitude, that's who I'm looking for. My life has been boring as ditch water lately and I'd rather not suffer any longer. I'll make sure to show off the sinful tricks I have up my sleeve.

How do you measure a man? Through his penis, IMO. A man with a huge one plus with great sex skills is a blessing. When I come across those kinds of men, I don't let them slip through my fingers. Now it's your turn. How do you measure a lass?

I am a committed woman. I am married to my work and I enjoy every bit of it. I am seeking for a paramour who can whisk me away as soon as the sun sets. Captivating my full attention and releasing the tension built up in my supple physique.

Teaching kids is my day profession so everything needs to be always prim and proper. But when the schooling ends, I want the parties to start. I can't finish a day without having a drink and finding someone to shag! It's like the schlong is my vitami...