Tired of regular sex. The next time I'll allow myself to indulge in sex, there should be champagne that will be poured over me. I like to be wet from head to toe. That's not all. I like my lover to dry me with his amazing tongue.

Some people don't like me because I don't smile often. I've been told that I have a mysterious look. I look like I'm up to something even when I'm not. Why people these days so quick to judge?

Retirement is far from my mind right now, I love my work--especially the fit lads that walk around in their suits and fitted dress shirts. It's my version of heaven on earth, they're also as randy as I am at times. It's just a matter of time before I...

My sex life is as dry as the Sahara dessert and I do not appreciate it one bit. I mean, it would be lovely to be wooed from time to time, but a good shag is hard to come by at my age. Not impossible though, I just know it.

I wonder what does a woman such as myself needs to do to get some dick around here. Honestly, I am not expecting that much. I'll be delighted to find someone who can turn my boring nights upside down with his words, and ultimately, his cock.

I'm still uncertain about what I want to pursue as a career but I'm not in a rush either. The only thing that I'm sure of is that I want to have as much sex as I can before committing myself to a serious relationship.