I hope you are capable enough to give me the satisfaction I desire. I have no patience whatsoever. I will not tolerate boredom. Once I feel like you are not that invested in me, then I will not think twice to leave you. Only send me a message if you ...

Hit me up if you want to be with a lady who can make you scream at top of your lungs. I am ready to give you the pleasure you want. All you need to do is send me a message. I am sure my naughty mind can fill your brain with dirty thoughts. Be careful...

I get handsy when I'm around handsome lads who are friendly with old ladies such as myself. They make me simper with all the compliments they hand my way. Sometimes I just want to kiss them all over and would even give them a shag to remember if they...

Just like every other lady out there, I have read 50 Shades of Grey and found it brilliantly satisfying! I would fancy to find my own Mr. Grey to do mischievous acts with. I may not be as young as the female lead but I am surely not meek.

I am tired of hearing the words beautiful, gorgeous, and pretty. I wish men would be more creative with their compliments. I mean, who doesn't get sick of hearing the same words over and over again? Send me this kind of compliment, and you'll never g...

A cuppa and a good smutty novel is the best way to spend the afternoon. I let my imagination run as wild as it can while I still haven't found a young bloke to play with. When I do though, I'll make sure they're going to forget their name.