"If you're the one who misunderstands what people say, don't try messaging me. If you're that chap who doesn't get offended by a little joke and stuffs like that, we're a match. Say hi so I know you exist."

Shagging a total stranger is not something I am opposed to. Rather it's the best way to satisfy my burning itch. Hard fucking, carnal desires, and the guiltless pleasure of spending the night with a dashing bloke.

It's so much fun talking with a man who has the same interests as me. The minutes and the days go by unnoticed when we have fun teasing each other before finally taking what's ours. This is the kind of experience I'll never get tired of time and agai...

Afternoon biscuits and tea. Binge-watching raunchy shows on the telly. Flicking the bean. These things are what I enjoy doing on my weekends. If you would want to join me in these activities, do feel free to send me a message.

Nowadays, finding someone to fuck is easy peasy. Some lads are even willing to offer themselves to me. But do you know what the hard part is? That would be finding a lad who is really good at fucking. I mean, the majority of lads know how to fuck but...

There are a lot of things that I want to write here but I guess I'll just stick to the basics. So, I am funny, sociable, and adventurous. I don't mind doing risky things for as long as I will be chuffed after doing it. If you're like me, then maybe y...