I value comfort over being fashionable. I'd often be found in my flat wearing nothing but a white shirt and thigh high socks. I stay in rather than go out and party. Heavy snogging on the couch over uncomfortable groping in a bathroom stall.

Tea is my first love. I can drink eight cups of tea with lots of milk while eating an egg and cress club sandwich filled with mayonnaise, mashed hard-boiled eggs, and cheese or dunking biscuits into my tea.

I do attend afternoon tea with the ladies whenever I can, but never found it entertaining aside from the gossips. It's the literal "spilling tea", as the younger gens say. What gets me going on a daily basis is wanking off in front of the mirror, tho...

Self-assured men are bleedin' switched on. I get drawn to men who listen to the tiniest details. Just giving me their time and care is dooze to entice me to their character. Is there any man out there for me?

I don't think that I am a cruel person, I would just rather be blunt than beat around the bush. Lies are not helpful no matter what the situation may be. I seek an honest man, someone who will not hide their thoughts and emotions from me.

I can't settle with one kind of sex every time a man fucks me. I don't think it's worthwhile being dribbled when it's the same kind of technique. A variety is necessary to keep the flame burning for years to come.