I'm not ashamed to confess that I fancy sex more than expensive chocolates, but my confession doesn't mean that you can send me a message persuading me to fuck you right away. If you're a real gentleman, you'd learn more about me. I wouldn't mind if ...

"Favourite food: Spaghetti bolognese Thai green curry Fish and chips Favourite smoothie: Mixed berry Favourite wine: Witching hour red blend I also love fun activities like bowling, paddle boating, and cooking."

Whenever a lad hits up on me and asks me where I came from, I always tell them I came from a floating island in Gulliver's Travels. They laugh. Those little bastards don't know it's Laputa. Guess I'll have to change my address, whaddya think?

A bloke's natural smell just gets me randy. I steal their shirts and wear them to sleep with nothing else on. Starkers, just a shirt with their manly smell and I'll be set for the night. Sweatshirts are also a favorable alternative.

I am a little bit boyish that there are several instances when people who don’t personally know me take me as a lesbian. But don’t worry, I love boys and dicks. If you think I’m just the woman you’re looking for, don’t waste time contemplat...

Drinking on Saturdays. Shagging someone who's dishy. Fantasising while watching erotic videos. These are three activities that has been routinary. I'm happy with my choices. They make me full of beans all the time.