Not a big fan of sports but I do fancy blokes who have a lithe toned physique. It tells me that they do workout but also not so conscious enough to get buff. I like to keep myself fit as well so why not bond over it.

My perfect day would consist of a few cans of cold Guinness, salty pretzels mixed in with some crisps, and pornography. I don't really need a toy to wank, I have my dainty fingers for that. I do hope that it gets replaced with manlier digits soon.

Degrade me. Use me. Don't stop even if I beg you too. Tease me and pound me harder like you own me. Squeeze my nipples as you pleased. Grab my breasts and savagely cage it with your big hands. Pull my hair and slap me.

I'm not easily cheesed of by the weather as most people are. What's important for me is having a snog in a chock-a-block. Public shows are fantastic, and I'm always chuffed by it. People may think that what we're doing is a codswallop, but it's not, ...

You can say that I'm a firecracker lady. I speak my mind, especially things that others hesitate to tell. I hate going by the book and feel way more comfortable in taking risks and violating the rules.

Obviously I'm new here, so I need someone to tour me around virtually. Not only that, if he can be my friend I can have a chat with whenever I'm bored or not busy with my own life, that'll be amazing!