Angry sex is the best kind of sex there is. The tension in the air when there's a misunderstanding, so thick that one could cut it with a knife, and turning it into carnal fucking. The type of shagging that leaves both of you trying to do better than...

4 fun facts about me: 1. Enjoys shagging in the middle of the day and under the moonlight 2. Can take a huge penis into my pussy 3. Gives the best blowjob 4. Loves running my fingers on someone's amazing bum.

I don't want to think of myself as an old granny who's frail or weak. I'm a mature lady who has an interesting daily routine. I cook breakfast - egg and sausage for my toast bread. I do gardening as I love plants/flowers. I get naughty at night.

A career-driven bloke who turns into my playtoy as soon as the necktie comes off, that's who I crave to be with. I guide them by taking control of their pleasure, it's their way of relieving tension and being free from other responsibilities.

Pros: - I give a good jobby. - I don't have a gag reflex. - My feet are soft. - I like snogging in cars. Cons: - I can't reach the top shelf without the help of a ladder. - Drinks excessively. - Will hog the sheets.

Truth be told, I have been able to survive until now because of my capable hands. Although they are very thin and small, I know that I can nearly do everything to my body with this bloody pair of tools. If you want to know what else I can do with the...