I think I baked just about every flavour of pie there is on this planet by being the model housewife. The best pie does not involve an oven though. The recipe includes a dashing lad's dipstick, a bed-- though not necessarily, and my aching cunt.

All through my life, I've decided that I shouldn't let anyone have me without signing that paper of imprisonment. But I don't like to be left clueless as to h0w sex feels. Anybody wh0's willing to teach me the art of love-making is free to hit me up.

If I could only lick and suck a lad's knob right now, I would do it. Just so you know, it has been a while since the last time I had a sexual encounter but despite that, I truly believe that I'm still capable of making any lad cum and make him feel a...

Because I still work at the office despite my age, I come across dashing lads everyday. They're a cheeky bunch as well, always complimenting me and even flirting. I wonder what they'd do if I told them that I want to make one of them my pet.

To have a colourful life, similarities and differences should be present. I hope to find a good-looking bloke who's happy to share our interests and differences. Someone who's understanding and doesn't yell.

A whore that wants a bloke who can keep up with my filthy day dreams. Can keep up with my horny mind, telling me how to make a fantasy better and help satiate the ache between my legs with just words. Spur me to touch myself when it get's too much.