Whether you're a cabbie or a coppa, I wouldn't mind. Status in life doesn't at all define a person. You can send me a message anytime, and let's have a wonderful conversation topped with peppers. That makes me hot!

Many people are surprised at how I kept myself fit all through these years. I'm still curvy and toned in all the right places, took a lot of work but incredibly worth it. Want to find out what's my secret? Shagging burns a lot of calories.

We all had that not so innocent fantasies about authorities disciplining us in the most delicious ways. My favourite scenario hands down would be a lady like me getting caught by the police for being indecent in public and then taught a lesson.

You may see me as a granny full of wrinkles, but what you don't know is that I'm wilder than the younger ladies you meet in the streets. I can make you release that spunk you've been holding on to for too long.

At my age, you're going to realise that you'd rather enjoy all the vacant time you've been handed, rather than sit around on you tuchus all day. Recently I picked up on reading smutty novels and watching pornography to occupy my time.

I want someone to hold me and scratch my head as he tells me that he wants me while looking intensely at me. Having such a man who is not afraid to show his sexual feelings to me is a precious gem - a gem that has to be treasured.