So what does an old lady like me have to do to get a bloke who can fuck me into oblivion? I've been alone for so long that I have already forgotten what it is like to have someone's breath against my skin.

Mimosas in the morning is a blessing in disguise, I have to tell you I would bathe myself in it if I can. What would sound more inviting is having someone lick the drink off of my busty knockers after I "spilled" it down my cleavage.

There's but one I desire. Let me spell it out: s-e-x. Sex. That's it. But I don't like it to be the typical one. Surely, you feel the same way too. Want to chat so we can have more fun talking about what we both like?

Taking control of other people's pleasure is what I thrive for. After years and years of experience, I can make a mean looking bloke melt into a puddle at my feet. I also like dictating when they're allowed to cum and maybe punish them when they make...

It's a misconception that old people are bloody boring but that's far from the truth. I for one can still keep up with lads much younger and could even make them moan louder than any young lass there is.

Favourite food: Pasta and pizza Favourite drinks: Strawberry or mango smoothie Favourite time of the day: Night only (It's when the magic begins) I've got more to talk about, but you should message me if you want to know more about me. That'd be...