"Some people are curious about the kind of man I want to settle down with someday. So to end their curiosity, I'm going to state here the qualities of the bloke I want to marry. 1. He must have a stable job. 2. He shouldn't allow me to be hungry. ...

Whenever a lad hits up on me and asks me where I came from, I always tell them I came from a floating island in Gulliver's Travels. They laugh. Those little bastards don't know it's Laputa. Guess I'll have to change my address, whaddya think?

I just got out of a toxic relationship and I can say that I couldn't be happier. I am happy that I already had the guts to leave my ex and to choose myself for the first time. The relationship was so toxic to the point that I already forgot to take c...

I don't know if you'll like what you're about to read about me but I hope you do. I'm a filthy slut and housewife with pretty lips for suckin' and a pussy and an ass for fuckin'. I like dirty and hard fucking, and I'm prepared to seduce you once you ...

Dogging is what I want to try soon. My past sexual affairs have always been private, and it makes me a little bored. I don't feel the excitement anymore. Maybe dogging could bring back the excitement I once had before. I miss that old self of mine.

Please please please cum play w me tonight. I'm so fucking horny and want to be pounded right... deep... I want to be treated like a nasty Lil whore cum play with me, fuck me with my giant dildo while I play with my vibrator, let's make each other fe...