Being all by myself helps me think about my goals clearly. On the flip side, it has also kept me awake at night. When I'm wide awake, I have vivid images of me and another person kissing passionately on the kitchen countertop.

Many men are enchanted my by mesmerising eyes. I can hear them gasp as I pass by the street or when riding the tube. I can't blame them, can't I? But, I'm not the typical lass who shags with anyone without the getting to know part.

I'm usually not the type to complain but, bloody hell, what's a bint got to do to get a good shagging? I left my good for nothing husband because I always had to fend for myself since he'd be too tuckered after finishing.

I think it's time I should try anal sex with someone who knows how. I heard it hurts so much at first, but that's the good part, isn't it? We have to feel the pain in order to experience ultimate pleasure.

Not yet an expert in bed, but I'm looking forward to it. Perhaps if someone can help me then, I can be the best in bed. I'm a fast learner, so you wouldn't need to worry whether I can follow or not. Anybody who'd love to teach me the art of sex is fr...

Let me experience an out of this world pleasure. Show this young lass that nothing is impossible when it comes to flirting and shagging. Turn her into a lady who'll passionately bring fire into your life without you asking.