I want a pervert bloke; someone who's not shy to confess his feelings. I'd be happy if he's not afraid to kiss me in public or when he's there to hold my hand and hug me from behind when I'm unsure of myself.

It doesn't take a lot to excite an old lady like myself, just need flirty words and roaming hands. I'd be a right mess when I hear naughty promises, anticipating if they're going to push through with them or keep me waiting until I start begging.

People say that I'm very talkative to the point that I blurt out even the naughtiest and filthiest things on my mind. Well, can they blame me? My mind is full and overwhelmed with numerous naughty thoughts and I just can't stop myself from sharing th...

Maybe this time, I'll finally have a great conversation with a lad who understands me. That is if he has the courage to send me a sweet yet spicy message instead of masturbating at the thought of me. ;-)

Humour is the best way to get my attention. I don't care if it's dark, racist, or hurtful. As long as you make me laugh with your sense of humour, then I'll be happy to chat with all day long. Send me your funniest joke and let's jumpstart our conver...

I'm cooperative. Oh! What a dull way to describe myself. Let me add a twist. I'm a submissive ice cream that'll melt in your mouth. All your hear is me whispering your name while gasping and moaning because of the great sensation it brings me.