My late husband has always treated me well but now I am ready to dip into the pond and find a lad guide me thru new adventures in life. I have to be honest and say that I'm also anticipating a lot of debauchery, particularly in bed.

Some people compare me to Snow White because of my pale white skin, my red kissable lips, and my black hair. I may look like her but I promise that I'm not daft as a brush like her. Anyway, who among here agrees that I'm similar to Snow White?

I must admit, I'm a bit talker, who says everything I think and not that shy to open up. Some of my personality traits are being romantic, affectionate, and considerate at all times. If you want to know more about me, you have to take the first step....

My perfect day would consist of a few cans of cold Guinness, salty pretzels mixed in with some crisps, and pornography. I don't really need a toy to wank, I have my dainty fingers for that. I do hope that it gets replaced with manlier digits soon.

You won't keep me off your mind no matter what, even if you feel sad and down. When you think of even just my name, you will surely feel your lips part into a smile or a moan. I'll keep you occupied with wicked conversations, make you talk for hours ...

If it's not weird and inappropriate at all, I would prefer wearing just my tank top and tights when going out of the house. For starters, that outfit is comfortable as hell. But unfortunately, wearing tights in public is deemed to be malicious and in...