I'm a middle-aged woman who's trying to look for someone who can satisfy me in a variety of extraordinary ways. I want someone who has above-average skills inside the bedroom and who will do everything to keep me from feeling sexually disappointed.

Do you want to drink beer or watch TV to relax? Or do you want to read books in bed? That's lovely. Because I can be your partner who loves reading and drinking beer, though I have to admit red wine is better. You know what else I fancy in bed? A goo...

I like to be with people who are not too serious with their life. Those who are not afraid to faff around sometimes. There's always a kid inside me that wants to be quirky and have a fantastic time with blokes.

The most exciting shag I've ever had was in the university library a few decades ago. It was titillating because of the added danger of getting caught at any moment. I remember I bit my tongue in my effort to keep my mouth shut while I creamed all ov...

Here's the thing, I am a fan of one night stands but I only do it with lads who truly deserve to have a night with me. If you're wondering how I decide if a lad is deserving or not, I suggest that you send me a message and I'll tell you about it. If ...

There's no need to waste our time trying to know each other. We both know why we are here, so let's skip the formalities and go straight down to business. Let us tease each other all day long, and see where it could possibly lead us.