Haven't had sex for a long time. I'm ashamed to admit, but I'm honest I cannot lie. The last time I had a really nice sex was two years ago. I even forgot how to pleasure myself. I look forward to learning the tricks in having a wild night again.

Not a stand-up comedian, but I made my ex laughed with my funny faces and by making fun of things around. I do have my own sense of humour, and it just comes out naturally. I never want to fake anything.

With my unquenchable desire for sex, I'm open to experimenting on various sex positions. Missionary and doggy style are no longer what I fancy. I'd love to try the shoulder stand, reverse wheelbarrow, and standing 69.

I like to be with people who are not too serious with their life. Those who are not afraid to faff around sometimes. There's always a kid inside me that wants to be quirky and have a fantastic time with blokes.

I'm a clean person. I have a lot of alcohol, wipes, and sanitizer that I use at home and when I go out. But I don't want to consider myself as person with OCD. Being clean and neat is natural I suppose, and there's nothing wrong with it.

It may not really obvious but I have a mind that is dirty enough for a lad's knob to be hard and throbbing. And what I want right now is to find a lad who is more than willing to know the things running on my dirty mind.