Quality over quantity, always. Particularly when it comes to sex, I fancy a good long thorough shagging than multiple quickies that didn't satiate my needs even once. I wonder if I'm going to find a partner who feels the same way.

Pasta vs. Pizza? I love them both, but I'd choose pasta. I like how smooth the pasta's texture is. It's like the texture of a penis, just a little bit softer. But when a penis is full of cum, it's as smooth as the pasta or the condensed milk.

Erotic movies have lost their charm. I no longer feel randy even if I see a couple having fun in their cozy bedroom. At this very moment, what I'm looking for is a man who'll join me in pleasuring my pinkish cunt.

Sex after three dates is just plain bullocks. Never liked it and never followed it. If I want to shag a gent right after we meet then I will, nothing wrong with a good romp in the sheets to make me memorable.

People think that it's rude when women only want to be with men who are handsome and have great looks. Well, they can't blame us if appearance matters. I will not lower my standards or compromise for someone who doesn't pass my requirements. I mean, ...

I wonder what does a woman such as myself needs to do to get some dick around here. Honestly, I am not expecting that much. I'll be delighted to find someone who can turn my boring nights upside down with his words, and ultimately, his cock.