Whenever a lad hits up on me and asks me where I came from, I always tell them I came from a floating island in Gulliver's Travels. They laugh. Those little bastards don't know it's Laputa. Guess I'll have to change my address, whaddya think?

I'm still a working gal, believe it or not, and I supported myself all my life. It recently dawned to me how much time I've spent sitting in an office chair when I could be sitting a lad's lap. I hope it's not too late to be chasing joysticks.

Call me "Ms. Dominant". That's how I am. Scream my name, and tell me you want me. If you play your cards well by sending me the most erotic message, I might think about making your penis pulse with pleasure.

I am not your ordinary lady. You should put in extra effort to tease me if you want to get me. It is also a must that you flirt with me with all you got. I am the kind of lady who loves to fool around with men. Let us have a dirty conversation that c...

Group sex over vanilla sex. Gone are the days when I was a princess who needed to be pampered by young men. I'm now a queen with a golden crown. I now have the power to make decisions for myself. Right at this moment, I'd like to try group sex.

I want to have someone who can fuck me like I am a real whore. I miss the feeling of someone roughing up my beautiful body. For me, there's nothing in the world that can make me happier than having a big dick deep inside my tight pussy.