Recently got roped into adopting a goldfish from a mate. I'm better at taking care of it than I do to myself. Nevertheless, I would love to meet a gent who'll provide me with witty conversations and sarcastic humour.

A shy bloke is a good change of pace from all the pompous and pretentious pricks out and about. I'm quite vocal and would often be the one to initiate activities, especially when it comes to shagging. When I feel randy, I want a dipstick in my quim a...

I want to bring back the youthful glow I had when I was shagging just about any bloke that come my way. I want to feel like my skin is on fire and only having another being against it would satisfy the burn.

Fond of sexting. The words of a randy man are so vivid that drives me wild. I have an intense passion for sex, but I've no plans of dating because my legs are not that strong anymore. Mind touching my clit with your naughty thoughts?

I have to admit that I don't mind shagging everywhere. If you're that kind of guy who is fond of fucking her lady in the back of the car, that won't be a problem. If you love to have sex in the shower, my strong legs would be happy.

Playing sports - volleyball, badminton, and table tennis. Nothing can separate these three. I like them all. I've also tried playing baseball when I was in middle school. It's fun, but I'm afraid of the hard ball. I'd rather play with someone's ball ...