I don't think that I am a cruel person, I would just rather be blunt than beat around the bush. Lies are not helpful no matter what the situation may be. I seek an honest man, someone who will not hide their thoughts and emotions from me.

What I really like about myself when I get is the fact that I actually do some weird things like playing with my pussy and vagina while in the bathtub. Then I always end up masturbating by putting a bottle of cider into my tight wet cunt!!!! Mmmm

Retiring early seemed like a good idea at first but now I am bloody bored out of my mind. I would like to find enjoyment and thrill in all the things I missed out on when I was younger. With all this time on my hand and the youthful energy that didn'...

If you like to distract my attention from entertaining other men here, add a strong flavour of naughtiness to your message. Make it so peppery, honey. And be consistent. Only then will you take my breath away.

I want to be teased with words. To be left panting after reading a scandalously detailed fantasy. I want my knickers soaked and my cunt quivering with want. I've been lonely for so long that it's driving me barmy!

In case you are on the search of a very nasty lady who could handle roughness and wildness in bed, I suggest that you stop looking already. I'm going to volunteer myself to you without waiting for anything in return.